X or Y shaped holes?

Two of my best friends made it clear to me on Friday why I had to start doing this podcast. We were hanging out for our usual Friday happy hour, when I brought up the subject of doing these book, song and movie discussions. I expected to hear some interesting thoughts about what feeds their souls in the realm of literature, music and film, but they quickly turned the conversation in the direction of. . . smokeless fire pits.

“So, you hear the new model has Y shaped ventilation holes instead of X shaped?”

For fuck’s sake.

For the love of God, please let me know your favorite book, song and movie.